Graduated from NYU

25 12 2009

Word.





Blog Negligence

4 03 2009

Yes, I am guilty of neglecting my blog.  Even my dad asked me why I haven’t posted in a while (Sorry, Dad!)  But I have a (kind of) good reason (in addition to midterms, papers, and work):

My 21st Birthday!

My 21st Birthday!





New Beirut Song/Video

14 01 2009

Since WordPress absolutely never lets me embed non-YouTube videos, this Stereogum premiere of Beirut’s “La LLorona” (“the weeping woman” in Spanish) will have to suffice. Thanks to Tom (@wingedfeetxc) for tweeting it.





My Parents are Pseudo-Internet Celebs?

4 01 2009

I never thought I would say this, but, my parents have party photos on the internet.  On thaicommunity.org, to be specific.  I’m not sure if they will make me take this post down, so enjoy these precious New Year’s Eve pictures while you can.

Aww.

Aww.

Like daughter, like mother?

Like daughter, like mother?

Pardon the awkward facial expression. It's a bad angle for me.

Pardon the awkward facial expression. It's a bad angle for me.





Happy NY(C)!

31 12 2008

Happy New Year’s Eve!  I’ll be partying with friends tonight in NYC (New Year…City?) -not in Times Square- before flying to Ohio tomorrow afternoon to visit Max for several days.  Be happy and safe,  7 hours and counting until 2009 (well, on the East Coast)!

This is what Im avoiding tonight.

This is what I'm avoiding tonight. Are those the Gilmore Girls?





Precursors to Social Media Profiles?

16 12 2008
Typical icon, though it isn't a GIF

Remember your oh-so-colorful, shout-out-heavy, emoticon-riddled tweenage AIM profile?  It’s all the way up there on the Awkward-Phase-of-Life list, right above your 4th grade email address that you may/may not still use for junk mail purposes.  Though you’d probably rather forget, here’s a nice reminder of the way things were (before Facebook and Myspace):

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Disclaimer: this isn't my profile, but I used to babysit the girl who it belongs to :X

And, for the record, this profile isn’t nearly as cringe-worthy as mine used to be.  Oh, the horror.





Dancing with the Candidates

17 10 2008
I found this Photoshopped gem when I came across this conservative, pro-McCain blog. Apparently a local teacher emailed the picture to them. And for those of you who share my mom’s penchant for reality TV competitions, you’ll recognize that the picture is from “Dancing with the Stars” (any idea who the original dancers were? Update: see this link for the original photo – thanks Abby).
I’m not sure what the photo communicates aside from the possibility that Obama and Palin both look good in seafoam green. Bipartisanship? Celebrity Politics? What do you think?
Hot.

Hot.





NEW JERSEY??

12 10 2008

Yes. I am home for the first time since August. For the next two days, I will reconnect with my childhood and experience some serious suburban culture shock. I’ll keep you posted as I go along. But right now, it’s time to eat takeout Chinese food from Kam Luang Kitchen – the same place my family has been going to for over a decade. Okay, so along with culture shock, home also revives some familiar rituals.

Update: Okay, so maybe I didn’t keep you posted while I was at home.  Maybe because my tendency toward lethargy and television (they go hand-in-hand) completely overthrew my focus while taking hostage my ability to be productive.  To be fair, I did accomplish some reading AND I got a haircut.  As soon as my hair actually looks clean and my new Macbook (!) is purchased, I’ll post a picture.

So pretty!

So pretty!





Trina

4 10 2008

Trina was my first best friend.  From the moment she moved into the house across the street, we were inseparable.  We watched Clueless religiously and reenacted Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen videos (which would probably explain why we called ourselves twins and spoke in unison: “Hey! You said what I said!”). We listened to Jock Jams in her mom’s (Bonnie’s) car with the windows down and consistently begged to have sleepovers whenever one of us had to go home.  Though Trina was my opposite in so many ways – I was quiet and reserved while she was outgoing and spunky – I can recognize her playful, loving personality in mine today.  It has been three years since she passed but everyday I am grateful that we grew up together, sharing with each other our childhood, our families, and the last three letters of our first names.

Me assaulting Trina with affection on my 6th birthday.

Assaulting Trina with affection at my 6th birthday party.





Paper Penises for Women?

11 09 2008

In a transparent attempt to lighten the tone since my last post, I’ve decided to blog about this miraculous invention for females.  I discovered it today when “pmate” friended my boss on Twitter.  Their bio?  “I am a disposable cardboard device for women to use to stand up and pee without having to bare their butts to the world!  Safety, Hygiene and Dignity!”  Right, okay, so it’s a p-mate (get it? PEE-mate? to help you PEE!).  Yes, I’ve heard of brands and products joining Twitter before, but a urinary device is new.

The icon is a woman whose back is turned, holding her hands (and the p-mate) in front of her crotch.

After looking at the photos on their site , I would say that it is essentially a paper penis.  It’s designed to go under your crotch and stick out the front, so that the urine rolls down the path (gravity’s awesome!) and out onto the ground, like…if women were to have penises.  In which case, the world would be our urinal as well.

See what Im talking about?

Hahaha.

There are so many things I could say but I’ll just put them in short blurbs.  The P-mate is convenient.  And ridiculous and hilarious.  Pleasepleaseplease go to the photos on the site because they’re even more hilarious (specifically, “Avoid beasts of all kinds” and “Stand by your man!”).  And while you’re at it, please buy the P-mate mug and thong. On a less hilarious note, however, I am scared of the kind of people who will find this post via dirty, late-night Google searches.

Oh, this is so wrong.

A mug? Really?